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Hi, it's Mary from The Internet. Specifically, here.

This is where I post strange, interesting, and funny things I find on the internet, photos of what I had for dinner, links to things I wrote, etc.

You can ask me shit here.



twitter.com/maryrules:

    I can hear it in my head and can’t stop laughing.

    I can hear it in my head and can’t stop laughing.

    (Source: birdistheword44, via jackismyrealname)

    — 2 weeks ago with 6 notes
    theamericankid:

This is my favorite thing today. http://imgur.com/gallery/UXv0Olb #funny #lol #twitter

I dun ran outta dick

    theamericankid:

    This is my favorite thing today. http://imgur.com/gallery/UXv0Olb #funny #lol #twitter

    I dun ran outta dick

    — 4 weeks ago with 275 notes

    onefitmodel:

    smartgirlsattheparty:

    This one never gets old.

    this actually took me a long time to learn

    #PSA

    (Source: amypoehler, via kelbivdevoe)

    — 1 month ago with 541816 notes

    We’re supposed to be fawning over the light under the bed, but that string of bras on the wall is A+

    (Source: seidur, via adriennexbitch)

    — 1 month ago with 148960 notes

    cinyma:

    They may not see each other for days, or weeks, months… even years at a time. But if there’s love, dear… those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you, poppet, you’re going to be all right… bye-bye.

    Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

    I’M NOT CRYING. YOU’RE CRYING.

    (via kelbivdevoe)

    — 1 month ago with 35079 notes
    "The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking."
    Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

    *snort*

    (via adriennexbitch)

    — 1 month ago with 211 notes
    mynameschai:

snotvanilla:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lovelyphantasmagoria:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

:O


WOMP WOMP

    mynameschai:

    snotvanilla:

    odins-one-eyed-fuck:

    lovelyphantasmagoria:

    setbabiesonfire:

    swallowedwholeinnegatives:

    What does this mean?

    That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

    YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

    OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

    IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

    OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.

    IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID

    THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS

    NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE

    THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED

    OR ALIENS

    BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

    :O

    WOMP WOMP

    (Source: zowieee, via pleasant-tomorrow)

    — 1 month ago with 570047 notes

    Robin Williams, 1951-2014

    I’ll go to yours.

    (Source: theworthlesspeon, via pleasant-tomorrow)

    — 1 month ago with 28620 notes
    kateordie:

super-maam:

The woman that voices Tree Trunks just won Best Dressed Woman in all of San Antonio, Texas and she is fabulous.
http://sacurrent.com/bosa/best-dressed-woman-1.1672252 

Take THAT, Ryan North!

Attn: finehamabounds

    kateordie:

    super-maam:

    The woman that voices Tree Trunks just won Best Dressed Woman in all of San Antonio, Texas and she is fabulous.

    http://sacurrent.com/bosa/best-dressed-woman-1.1672252 

    Take THAT, Ryan North!

    Attn: finehamabounds
    — 2 months ago with 2331 notes