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Hi, it's Mary from The Internet. Specifically, here.

This is where I post strange, interesting, and funny things I find on the internet, photos of what I had for dinner, links to things I wrote, etc.

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pleatedjeans:

Every Facebook concert invitation ever

*nervous laughter*

pleatedjeans:

Every Facebook concert invitation ever

*nervous laughter*

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fuckyeahsexyatheists:

<3


!!!!!!!

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

<3

!!!!!!!

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Enough already with the, “pop song made haunting and profound coming out of a children’s choir” thing, but Downton Abbey has more backstabbing, secret gays, and stone cold cuntiness than Gossip Girl and Degrassi TNG combined.  Heartily endorsed.  

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Here’s a ten hour loop of “What Is Love?” complete with the requisite two seconds of Night At the Roxbury footage, also on a loop.  Thank you, internet.

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palahniukandchocolate:

juchemane: softcoeur

Yeah, but sometimes I miss being 22. :/

palahniukandchocolate:

juchemane: softcoeur

Yeah, but sometimes I miss being 22. :/

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Summer&#8217;s gonna be bitchin&#8217;.

Summer’s gonna be bitchin’.

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You can&#8217;t even get donair sauce at Pizza Hut.  It&#8217;s bullshit.
finehamabounds:

does garlic fingers without donair sauce seem blasphemous to anyone else?
just me??

You can’t even get donair sauce at Pizza Hut.  It’s bullshit.

finehamabounds:

does garlic fingers without donair sauce seem blasphemous to anyone else?

just me??

(Source: Flickr / poisoncupcakes)

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Truly, the greatest hero of our time.

Truly, the greatest hero of our time.

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Damn Tumblr, you work fast.

(Source: florrick)

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I lose my mind and squeal like Lucille Bluth whenever Bob Odenkirk turns up on Breaking Bad.

I lose my mind and squeal like Lucille Bluth whenever Bob Odenkirk turns up on Breaking Bad.

(Source: dressedtochill)

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